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Are You Living With A Toddler Or Frankenstein?

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Things My Child Has Taught Me About Geometry – Distances

The shortest distance between two opposing points is a straight whine. The post Things My Child Has Taught Me About Geometry – Distances appeared first on Science of Parenthood.

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We STILL Heart Baby Sideburns & Her Little A-Holes

Damn! We just LOVE it when a good writer — and a friend — makes good. And we’ve got to say a hearty CONGRATULATIONS to one of our favorite mom bloggers and humor writers, Karen Alpert, better known to...

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FITBIT Toddler Metric

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Visibility Paradox

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35 Reasons Your Toddler is About to Blow

If there is one thing we parents are universally really good at, it’s pissing off a toddler. It doesn’t take much; putting on our own glasses, preventing them from eating cat poop … We know they can’t...

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Top Ten Toddler Bedtime Stalling Tactics

Oh, bedtime! That precious moment when you can finally turn your little perpetual-motion machine off for the night … and then kick back and enjoy some desperately needed Me-Time. But first! You must...

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Evidence Proves Kids Really Do Do* The Darndest Things

Famed Todderologist Mammalingo New “Research”** Is Undeniable! Today, we’ve got famed baby- and toddlerologist Mammalingo with us on the blog! Mammalingo (who also goes by the name Melissa Sher) is...

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Mom-Made Lyrics to the MOST ANNOYING Toddler Tunes

In the interest of maintaining your sanity on those daily car trips around town with your toddler, we’ve come up with new lyrics to some of the most popular and mind-numbing toddler tunes. Sing them...

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Food-to-Floor Formula

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Some sports we’d like to see at the Rio Games

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To all the Home Olympians!

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