Are You Living With A Toddler Or Frankenstein?
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View ArticleThings My Child Has Taught Me About Geometry – Distances
The shortest distance between two opposing points is a straight whine. The post Things My Child Has Taught Me About Geometry – Distances appeared first on Science of Parenthood.
View ArticleWe STILL Heart Baby Sideburns & Her Little A-Holes
Damn! We just LOVE it when a good writer — and a friend — makes good. And we’ve got to say a hearty CONGRATULATIONS to one of our favorite mom bloggers and humor writers, Karen Alpert, better known to...
View ArticleFITBIT Toddler Metric
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View ArticleVisibility Paradox
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View Article35 Reasons Your Toddler is About to Blow
If there is one thing we parents are universally really good at, it’s pissing off a toddler. It doesn’t take much; putting on our own glasses, preventing them from eating cat poop … We know they can’t...
View ArticleTop Ten Toddler Bedtime Stalling Tactics
Oh, bedtime! That precious moment when you can finally turn your little perpetual-motion machine off for the night … and then kick back and enjoy some desperately needed Me-Time. But first! You must...
View ArticleEvidence Proves Kids Really Do Do* The Darndest Things
Famed Todderologist Mammalingo New “Research”** Is Undeniable! Today, we’ve got famed baby- and toddlerologist Mammalingo with us on the blog! Mammalingo (who also goes by the name Melissa Sher) is...
View ArticleMom-Made Lyrics to the MOST ANNOYING Toddler Tunes
In the interest of maintaining your sanity on those daily car trips around town with your toddler, we’ve come up with new lyrics to some of the most popular and mind-numbing toddler tunes. Sing them...
View ArticleFood-to-Floor Formula
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View ArticleSome sports we’d like to see at the Rio Games
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View ArticleTo all the Home Olympians!
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